Subliminal Apathy - Frequently Asked Questions

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Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Are their any side effects from using the subliminal apathy program?

A: Some users of the program may experience diarea, stomach cramps and vomiting while listening to the first two tapes. Pregnant women should not listen to tape five past the third trimester, to avoid a certain rare type of birth defect.

Q: A friend of mine who used your program said you charged his credit card a additional $1000 dollars three weeks after he completed the program, not that he minded of course, but what is that extra money for.

A: The money we charge after the course of the treatments is done soley to make sure the product worked correctly. If your friend had been upset or worried about the charge, we would have gladly refunded not only the $1000 but also the initial $39.99 cost of the program. Amazingly, to date we have never had to issue a single refund.

Q: Hi, I know several people who have used the program, and they all have a problem with bleeding ears, why isn't that listed with the side effects?

A: The simple answer to your question is, it's no side effect. It is a perfectly normal and expected part of the treatment process as explained on page 127 of the instruction booklet. Remember, the bleeding goes away after just a few weeks, but the feeling that nothing is wrong lasts a lifetime.

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